- Sun, 12:19: My iPod's dock port seems jacked and won't connect properly. My warranty is up in two weeks. COINCIDENCE?!?!?! #appleownerwoes
- Sun, 18:36: There is at least 3 inches of snow outside my apt. Also at Piper's Kilt.
- Sun, 18:37: @SeanCrespo Do they replace Jason Segal's cock with a summer sausage?
- Sun, 21:05: Does anyone else get coupons for laser tag past the age of 20? I think I enjoyed shooting live kids with lasers more than digital kids.
- Sun, 22:15: Just watched Code 46, a movie that's an allegory for trickle down econ, mega-corp evil & how Tim Robbins boned his younger genetic mom.
- Mon, 09:34: Blizzardageddon continues in NYC. My street is plowed but I live on Broadway. Of course it was plowed. Staying cozy as long as I can.
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Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
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Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
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