- Fri, 13:48: Google fail, the Arbys closed at this mall. #christmasfailure
- Fri, 13:53: RT @rstevens: Disco Sandworm is a slave to the rhythm.
- Fri, 21:39: Jeez John Lennon, way to ne a douche and not write songs for holidays other than Christmas. What a hack.
- Sat, 05:09: Merry "nothing is open and I don't celebrate Christmas! ARRRRRRG!" day to my wrapping paper impaired friends.
- Sat, 09:33: Spent the first 30 minutes of being awake cleaning up after a cat-tornado that hit my living room. Merry Christmas!