- Fri, 13:48: Google fail, the Arbys closed at this mall. #christmasfailure
- Fri, 13:53: RT @rstevens: Disco Sandworm is a slave to the rhythm.
- Fri, 21:39: Jeez John Lennon, way to ne a douche and not write songs for holidays other than Christmas. What a hack.
- Sat, 05:09: Merry "nothing is open and I don't celebrate Christmas! ARRRRRRG!" day to my wrapping paper impaired friends.
- Sat, 09:33: Spent the first 30 minutes of being awake cleaning up after a cat-tornado that hit my living room. Merry Christmas!
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…