- Fri, 13:48: Google fail, the Arbys closed at this mall. #christmasfailure
- Fri, 13:53: RT @rstevens: Disco Sandworm is a slave to the rhythm.
- Fri, 21:39: Jeez John Lennon, way to ne a douche and not write songs for holidays other than Christmas. What a hack.
- Sat, 05:09: Merry "nothing is open and I don't celebrate Christmas! ARRRRRRG!" day to my wrapping paper impaired friends.
- Sat, 09:33: Spent the first 30 minutes of being awake cleaning up after a cat-tornado that hit my living room. Merry Christmas!
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…