- Sat, 17:56: I was reminded today that 30 is 9 months away and organizing getting KC people here should get started soon. Good grief.
- Sat, 22:45: This holiday party is off the (ornament) hook. I want to put Jill's tasty balls in my mouth (again).
- Sun, 00:30: "Will you be awake by time we get up there?" Said the rude asshole cabbie to me. Should've asked if we'd make it alive with his driving.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…