- Sat, 17:56: I was reminded today that 30 is 9 months away and organizing getting KC people here should get started soon. Good grief.
- Sat, 22:45: This holiday party is off the (ornament) hook. I want to put Jill's tasty balls in my mouth (again).
- Sun, 00:30: "Will you be awake by time we get up there?" Said the rude asshole cabbie to me. Should've asked if we'd make it alive with his driving.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…