- Mon, 15:30: @Fake_Rockstar Get a drumkit and a 12 year old with ADD. That'll teach her to stomp. #uselessadvice
- Mon, 17:00: Luca Motel in 30 min, attempting to get people to laugh about the smell of whiskey and fart. The Ghost Of Xmas Ass is upon us!
- Mon, 18:38: @batemanimation Carol has to make sure The People Of The Internet suffer with her.
- Mon, 18:40: @Fake_Rockstar Join a marching band, have practice at your place. #uselessadvice which all involves drums.
- Mon, 19:38: Snow!
- Tue, 01:04: RT @Disalmanac: FACT: Nearly 97% of all holiday depression stems from Paul McCartney's "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime."
- Tue, 01:11: I get the feeling that no one else in NYC is excited about snow. Oh wells. There's a thin blanket covering everything outside my window.
Sat, 07:56: RT @ mlstrat: i’ll die on this hill: the ability to explain a complex subject in accessible terms is one of the greatest markers of…
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…