- Tue, 18:53: Sorry internet, I've been neglecting you. I hope you understand that it isn't personal.
- Tue, 19:03: In other news, just bought my ticket to a midnight showing of Tron on the IMAX next week. Wanna join me? http://bit.ly/gGErVR
- Wed, 11:15: Congratulations! You've gotten the change you can believe in! Now hand it back to the government you poor slobs. http://huff.to/hHZMTS
- Wed, 11:45: Angry at politicians? Sad about Lennon dying 30 years ago? Forget all that & come to Otto's Shrunken Head, tonight at 8 pm, for Shrink!
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