- Tue, 18:53: Sorry internet, I've been neglecting you. I hope you understand that it isn't personal.
- Tue, 19:03: In other news, just bought my ticket to a midnight showing of Tron on the IMAX next week. Wanna join me? http://bit.ly/gGErVR
- Wed, 11:15: Congratulations! You've gotten the change you can believe in! Now hand it back to the government you poor slobs. http://huff.to/hHZMTS
- Wed, 11:45: Angry at politicians? Sad about Lennon dying 30 years ago? Forget all that & come to Otto's Shrunken Head, tonight at 8 pm, for Shrink!
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…