- Tue, 18:53: Sorry internet, I've been neglecting you. I hope you understand that it isn't personal.
- Tue, 19:03: In other news, just bought my ticket to a midnight showing of Tron on the IMAX next week. Wanna join me? http://bit.ly/gGErVR
- Wed, 11:15: Congratulations! You've gotten the change you can believe in! Now hand it back to the government you poor slobs. http://huff.to/hHZMTS
- Wed, 11:45: Angry at politicians? Sad about Lennon dying 30 years ago? Forget all that & come to Otto's Shrunken Head, tonight at 8 pm, for Shrink!
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…