- Fri, 15:34: Which is funnier: Sexy Murse, Murse, Male Nurse, or Sexy Male Nurse? #firstworldproblems
- Fri, 18:39: Hairs finally cut. They were in desperate need. Food, then party time, excellent, air guitar solo.
- Sat, 11:43: Muhr. I don't want to spend today getting ready to go to Denver for work. On the plus side, I come home in time to see Interpol on Friday.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…