- Fri, 15:34: Which is funnier: Sexy Murse, Murse, Male Nurse, or Sexy Male Nurse? #firstworldproblems
- Fri, 18:39: Hairs finally cut. They were in desperate need. Food, then party time, excellent, air guitar solo.
- Sat, 11:43: Muhr. I don't want to spend today getting ready to go to Denver for work. On the plus side, I come home in time to see Interpol on Friday.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…