My tweets

Mon, 12:01: RT @JamesUrbaniak The Quaids adding the World Cup Octopus to their list of assassinated celebrity friends.
Mon, 12:25: Fire alarm, false alarm. Got me out of what was becoming a painful session.
Mon, 17:05: RT @drewtoothpaste: All my Midwest people throw your hands up! Say it with me! "Is that the siren? Let's eat dinner in the basement."
Tue, 09:53: @batemanimation Do we need to stage a Shrink in your hospital room or will laughing potentially kill you?
Tue, 10:16: @batemanimation I don't need comedy street cred so bad that I'd kill. Also, the other half is gone on biz. You're off the hook. Get healthy!
Tue, 10:20: Sitting in a hotel lounge, UB40 on their satellite radio and Aliens on their tv whilst people are discussing non-profit fundraising tools.