- Mon, 12:01: RT @JamesUrbaniak The Quaids adding the World Cup Octopus to their list of assassinated celebrity friends.
- Mon, 12:25: Fire alarm, false alarm. Got me out of what was becoming a painful session.
- Mon, 17:05: RT @drewtoothpaste: All my Midwest people throw your hands up! Say it with me! "Is that the siren? Let's eat dinner in the basement."
- Tue, 09:53: @batemanimation Do we need to stage a Shrink in your hospital room or will laughing potentially kill you?
- Tue, 10:16: @batemanimation I don't need comedy street cred so bad that I'd kill. Also, the other half is gone on biz. You're off the hook. Get healthy!
- Tue, 10:20: Sitting in a hotel lounge, UB40 on their satellite radio and Aliens on their tv whilst people are discussing non-profit fundraising tools.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…