- Fri, 16:18: Behind the crotch in the inside of the building us my bedroom. #goodgrief http://plixi.com/p/52472887
- Fri, 16:35: RT @michcoll: ANTOINE DOGSON COSTUME BECOMES REALITY! aka Halloween is Over http://is.gd/gexok (via @bwetv)
- Fri, 17:08: Astoria, why must you be so far away?
- Fri, 22:16: Any Astorians want to get a drink?
- Sat, 01:38: I was dozing off on the A train, so why am I finding it so hard to get to sleep now? Ugh! Damn you body!
- Sat, 01:46: @thesuefunke Don't we know how to have fun on a Saturday night in NYC! Living it up (at home in my pjs) is tough work!
- Sat, 02:37: Alright itunes, your emo music choices have pushed me into using A Beautiful Mind to try and force sleep on myself.
- Sat, 09:10: @thesuefunke I know @OttosNYC was celebrating last night, but sheesh! I blame all the jokes made about how flammable the place is.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…