- Tue, 13:06: It's very telling that Sarah Palin hasn't put out an ad dispelling the rumors that she's a witch.
- Tue, 23:46: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Beyonce is pregnant; apparently she didn't put a NuvaRing on it.
- Wed, 11:02: Every time I make sloppy joe mix, I find myself humming the Lunch Lady song. I am single. These facts may be more than coincidental.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…