- Tue, 13:06: It's very telling that Sarah Palin hasn't put out an ad dispelling the rumors that she's a witch.
- Tue, 23:46: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Beyonce is pregnant; apparently she didn't put a NuvaRing on it.
- Wed, 11:02: Every time I make sloppy joe mix, I find myself humming the Lunch Lady song. I am single. These facts may be more than coincidental.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…