Sean (darksoul) wrote,

My tweets

  • Tue, 13:06: It's very telling that Sarah Palin hasn't put out an ad dispelling the rumors that she's a witch.
  • Tue, 23:46: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Beyonce is pregnant; apparently she didn't put a NuvaRing on it.
  • Wed, 11:02: Every time I make sloppy joe mix, I find myself humming the Lunch Lady song. I am single. These facts may be more than coincidental.
Tags: twitter

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