- Mon, 15:33: Muhrrrrrrrr. Need. Night. Out.
- Mon, 16:30: On the run with no destination. When did the 1 train add the goofy lights around the number in the car?
- Tue, 00:23: The Indian Giver #sadchildrensbooks
- Tue, 00:24: Medicated Magee #sadchildrensbooks
- Tue, 00:35: Encyclopedia Brown Has A Food Allergy #sadchildrensbooks
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…