- Fri, 15:47: After wandering the village for a bit, enjoying the weather, stopped for somewhat sub-par nachos. Desire not appeased.
- Fri, 17:26: Someone please put a stop to Nick Cage and all the terrible movies he is in.
- Fri, 19:28: Queen Elizabeth II sure can handle an automatic weapon. #doesnotunderstandhowmovieswork
- Fri, 21:16: James Taylor covers will make me LESS likely to give you anything subway rock star. Unless you want eyerolls. I will give you eyerolls.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…