- Fri, 15:47: After wandering the village for a bit, enjoying the weather, stopped for somewhat sub-par nachos. Desire not appeased.
- Fri, 17:26: Someone please put a stop to Nick Cage and all the terrible movies he is in.
- Fri, 19:28: Queen Elizabeth II sure can handle an automatic weapon. #doesnotunderstandhowmovieswork
- Fri, 21:16: James Taylor covers will make me LESS likely to give you anything subway rock star. Unless you want eyerolls. I will give you eyerolls.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…