- Wed, 17:25: @thesuefunke Lucky you. If I start having cocktails at 4 pm at work, it's still considered "Being an alcoholic who drinks alone."
- Wed, 19:06: @thesuefunke Doh! I knew there was some crucial item I was missing! Actually liking other carbon based lifeforms!
- Wed, 19:33: Didn't I just have two extra days off? My brain feels melted like I haven't had a moment to relax in months. Ah well, Lasers take me away!
- Wed, 22:02: Afghanistan is a party cove where they cut the hands off girls on bikinis. #themoreyouknow
- Wed, 22:55: Twice in 8 days I've see @PaulMecurio flash his junk from the stage. No joke here, just felt the need to share my scars.
- Thu, 00:31: Thanks cabbie man for telling ne that Inwood isn't in the Bronx but Riverdale is. I needed the geography refresher at 1 am. #themoreyouknow
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…