So to get Letterman tickets, you have to call or email them a request for tickets, letting them know the dates you're available. When they call you, they ask you a trivia question to see if you're REALLY a fan of the show. Fair enough. So I get the call, but let it go to voicemail. When I went to call him back, I had the page up for the show, Google, and Dave's Wikipedia entry, just in case I needed it. Yeah. "Paul Schaffer is Dave's sidekick and band leader on the show. What instrument does he play?" Seriously? I could've answered that one when I was a pre-pubescent. No clue who the guest will be, but I'm hoping it's Jim Carrey (he's the guest for tonight, but I don't know how far in advance they tape episodes). I asked Kat to not let me heckle Jim Carrey, but she's pressuring me to not only heckle him, but also get myself kicked out of the taping. Something about giving HER a memorable NYC experience. As if the tranny with a beard that we saw last week wasn't enough. Gawd.
Don't listen to that man, he's crazy and homeless and doesn't know what he's talking about...
So to get Letterman tickets, you have to call or email them a request for tickets, letting them know the dates you're available. When they call you, they ask you a trivia question to see if you're REALLY a fan of the show. Fair enough. So I get the call, but let it go to voicemail. When I went to call him back, I had the page up for the show, Google, and Dave's Wikipedia entry, just in case I needed it. Yeah. "Paul Schaffer is Dave's sidekick and band leader on the show. What instrument does he play?" Seriously? I could've answered that one when I was a pre-pubescent. No clue who the guest will be, but I'm hoping it's Jim Carrey (he's the guest for tonight, but I don't know how far in advance they tape episodes). I asked Kat to not let me heckle Jim Carrey, but she's pressuring me to not only heckle him, but also get myself kicked out of the taping. Something about giving HER a memorable NYC experience. As if the tranny with a beard that we saw last week wasn't enough. Gawd.
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