Dear movie-going public,
If you find it offensive that Dimension Films is releasing a horror movie on Christmas Day, then don't give them money for their crappy movies. Beyond that, I don't want to hear your ridiculous whining about how it's an affront to the holiday and the spirit of the season. I especially don't want to hear anything about how it's an offense against Jesus since you stole Yule for your own holiday as a means to oppress those evil pagans so many centuries ago. Lighten up. You're probably offending someone with your whining just as much as you're offended by this movie.
These Wii-related accidents are getting out of control.
Seriously, buy me that acetate and I will be your slave. :)