I SHALL CRY A MILLION TEARS OF PURE ACID UNTIL MY FACE MELTS AWAY IN ANGUISH!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! THE LAST CHUCKY LOU AV CLUB EVER!!! If you do not attend and you are within a 25 mile radius of the Screenland theater, I will wish with all my heart and soul for someone to cause your head to explode like that scene in Riki-O.