Sean (darksoul) wrote,
Sean
darksoul

I've sobered up a lot. There is a drunk Bob hanging off the edge of my porch. My ribs hurt from drunkenly slipping on the kitchen floor in my dress socks and landing squarely on my rib cage. I want to sleep at some point. I don't know if I will be able to.
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