Dear Jesus,
Please please please please please!
Please don't let the Windows XP installation discs be in the machine we sent to Springfield.
Sincerely,
OMFG THEY'RE IN THE MACHINE IN SPRINGFI...oh wait, nevermind, they're right here.
Thanks Jesus.
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