Sony settles up with the government regarding paying off radio stations to play their songs. Not that it means too much because I'm sure your local radio station will continue playing whatever crappy tracks are big on MTV at the moment. At least they're giving $10 million to not-for-profit music programs.
Lost: One dirty old penis. If found, please share with news agencies around the world who will simply laugh or shake their heads at you.
I don't know if, as a television executive, you should ever admit that a crappy season is like a colonic for your ailing network.