British kids never get any less scary. It sounds like the sort of story you'd have to read for an AP English class, only less interesting and more "WTF british kids?".
I love the BBC as a news source because they hire some scandelous people to write copy and headlines. Case in point, Woodward tells Deep Throat story, while factually accurate, nearly caused me to shoot Sprite out of my nose.
This just in, Neil Armstrong is a cranky old man. It may have something to do with living near Cincinnati, though. I suspect there's something in the drinking water there.
And finally, Dick Cheney is an idiot, so says North Korea anyway. It's funny to watch supervillains fight with each other until you realize that you could end up a casualty of their bickering. When nuclear winter comes, don't forget your coat!