Sean (darksoul) wrote,

It's official: none of my female troubles are even about me. I found out that Bobbi got engaged this weekend. That got me to thinking about other girls whom I've had an interest in at one point or another. Skater girl who ditched me because I wasn't a skater punk got married and I think was pregnant the last time I talked to her (admittedly, about two years ago). My interest in Rose was fleeting, but IIRC, the last I heard about her, she'd gotten married and was having a kid too. I don't know the current status of the two Raymore-Peculiar girls. I suspect Missy is at least engaged and I think Sara would've told me if she'd gotten engaged. All of the girls whom I've ever dated and a good portion of the one's I've been interested in dating are engaged or married now and a good portion of those are pregnant. It's a sign! Unfortunately it may just be a sign of my Rob Gordon-ness...

Seriously, I think this is damnably hilarious. What does it all mean?
Tags: female problems

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