Give me an hour alone with it. I'll slip some catchy subversive tracks on there that he'll never notice until he's already hooked.
Were you reading Electronics magazine back in 1965? Still have all of your magazines in mint condition in some creepy storage space where someone would expect you to hide bodies? Intel wants to buy an issue from you for $10,000.
Best picture of Rummy ever. He's staring at Iraqi Prime Minister-designate Ibrahim al-Jaafari with that "I don't trust you dirty sand rats" look on his face. Or maybe he's just about to hurl the meal he had on the flight over.