House On The Rock, if for no other reason than to visit THE INFINITY ROOM solely because it's in all caps on the site. Also, I'd like to hear the world's largest mechanical orchestra.
The Museum of Creation just on the outside of Cincy in that wacky land known as Kentucky. This'll give me an excuse to see Jen and hit up Shake-It records. I'll have to remember to take some apples to eat in the Tree Of Knowledge room. The whole museum looks sacrilicious! Hopefully it'll open this year.