Sean (darksoul) wrote,

How did OUR oil get in THEIR sand?

Once upon a time, The Grimace came to White Trash Town and brought them scissors with which to cut the noose. The Hamburglar ratted him out to Mayor McCheese in hopes of being let off the hook for his vampiric addiction to the greasy veins of Middle America. Now The Grimace pays penance every day, tied to a rock high atop the corpse of the American Dream, his liver eaten from his body by machinery that reprocesses the meat. Every night, while haunted by the terrible visage of Ronald McDaterapist, his liver regrows, only to be eaten again and again and again. Every day, that machinery is there to pump out more Big Macs to feed the Hamburglar's habit and keep everyone blind to the terror wreaked in the name of Justice by McCheese and his gang of Fry Guys. Forget about all that and have yourself a warm Apple McPie.
Tags: personal writing project, political ranting

  • My tweets

    Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…

  • My tweets

    Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…

  • My tweets

    Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.