Apple still hates you as much as they used to, they're just using the magical awesomeness of the iPod to blind you to the truth. It's not going to stop anyone from doing what they want.
Gonzo supports Nixon over Bush.
I am a master of witty retorts.
Those damn Pagans are taking away Halloween from our kids! Not to be confused with the idiot Christians who are trying to take away Halloween this year.
In ten years, the Blue Screen Of Death may kill you and your family on the highway. YAY!