*sniffs the air* That's odd, it smells like someone is cooking up a little October Surprise, one of those giant servings. Mmm good. SNAP YO! I JUST DISSED ON GEORGE! I'M SUCH A BULLY!!! That's alright though because George could always just steal his parents' car and take off on a cross country trip full of mischief and mayhem. You'd think they'd want you to think that he had an ear-piece so they could blame that for his uncomfortable pauses. Ah well.
Speaking of politics, there's some sort of Vote For Change show being aired on 96.5 right now, live from DC. Earlier they had Jackson Browne and Bonnie Raitt playing. Right now REM and Eddie Vedder are performing. I <3 live music, especially when it's got a theme.
OMG JEN, THAT'S JUST AWFUL! Seriously, the guy would be better off pretending to be Elijiah Wood. If you make him cry, you'll be as cool as me!