“I ate at Dennys. People were scary. Nathan and Marlena and the kid from the funeral in the Ring were there, only not. I was nearly killed by a black lesbian thug gang because I thought they were carpenters at first. I had to run away and then i made this post from the safety of a car.”
Transcribed by: hellwithout
Phone Post: Butch lesbians suck.
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