Sean (darksoul) wrote,

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And now, a terrible joke that I found in a box of schtuff...

A man is walking down the street and stops to check his watch for the time. A few blocks later, he checks the time again. Suddenly, he realizes that his watch must be broke. Looking across the street, he sees a shop with dozens of clocks in the window. He ducks into the shop and asks the man behind the counter if he can fix his watch. The man replies "Nope, I’m not in the business of clocks and watches."
"What? What business are you in then?"
"I’m a moyle," the man replies.
"Why the clocks then?"
"What, you think there’s something better I should hang in the window then?"

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