Sean (darksoul) wrote,
Sean
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Lessons learned from Predator 2:

1) Limit the number of times you visit the buffet or the government might just try to freeze you in carbonite Han Solo.
2) When you shoot someone, make sure to shoot them again to make sure they're dead. It doesn't matter how much their body is leaking raver glow goo, they might still come back.
3) There's no "I" in "team". There is, however, an "e" and an "a". Coincidentally, there is an "e" and an "a" in "dead" as well.
4) Don't screw with Danny Glover.
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