Rumors of invading armies and mass destruction are based on hysteria and are absolutely false!
People are going to think poorly of me for it, but I feel I must say it anyway. I don't own enough Slim Whitman. There, I said it. I have a weakness for weird country music. It's campiness devours my soul.
In other news, Passion kills. Don't expect this to be the first. Mel Gibson will cleanse the Earth, one way or another.
Dinner tonight with Chrissy, Monkey, and Haven. Good times, I'm sure.