“So my brother and I just got done watching Return Of The King and I have two things to say. One: RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! And my second thing to say is: Goonies never die. No, wait, I have a third one! Sloth love Chunk!”
Transcribed by: darksoul
Phone Post: 88 miles per hour, bring it back to the block and get McFly, peel the fuck out before the lightning hit the clock!
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