Sean (darksoul) wrote,
Sean
darksoul

  • Music:

the space between the bars seems to be shrinking. pretty soon i'll never escape this cell.

me: ...
self: ...
me: Yeah.
self: At least we're in agreement.
me: When does it get easier?
self: About 10 seconds after your dead. Well, unless you end up in a vegetative coma. Then it's easier.
me: That was inspirational. Thanks!
self: No problem. I figure if I have to suffer from being terribly nihilistic, then I should force it on other people as well.
me: At least you're motivated towards some sort of goal.
self: Oh no, that's just a hobby. My goal is to instigate war in the middle east.
me: But that's already happening!
self: See how good of a job I'm doing?!
me: There's no hope for you.
self: There's no hope for any of us. Haven't you been paying attention?
Subscribe

  • My tweets

    Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…

  • My tweets

    Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…

  • My tweets

    Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 0 comments