self: At least we're in agreement.
me: When does it get easier?
self: About 10 seconds after your dead. Well, unless you end up in a vegetative coma. Then it's easier.
me: That was inspirational. Thanks!
self: No problem. I figure if I have to suffer from being terribly nihilistic, then I should force it on other people as well.
me: At least you're motivated towards some sort of goal.
self: Oh no, that's just a hobby. My goal is to instigate war in the middle east.
me: But that's already happening!
self: See how good of a job I'm doing?!
me: There's no hope for you.
self: There's no hope for any of us. Haven't you been paying attention?