Killer asteroid #631 will be killing us all shortly. Well, in 10 1/2 years anyway. Get your affairs in order folks, it's the end of the world as we know it! Or not.
Ever recieve an email soliciting help in purchasing parts for a time machine? Thought it was a joke? It's not. Wow.
Attention Pennsylvanians, don't go to the homes of creepy people you don't know, even if your job demands that you do so. You may just lose your head.
That's all I got for you chillins' right now. Go find your own news. :P