hellwithout: It would depend on who the mother was. If I was mildly ashamed, then sure.
dreaming_aloud: I thought we agreed that'd be a one night thing? thejspot won't mind, but still. ;P
intenselee: We've already addressed your question.
cryptic: It depends on how much tongue action you put into it. Got a strong tongue?
What's great is no one knows what question is truly dirty and which one's I'm just being a dirty old pervert in answering. I blame the userpic.