i have the most god awful toothache that just creeped up on me for no apparent reason. i've tried calling my insurance provider to find a dentist nearby that i'm covered by, but sat on hold twice until they disconnected me. meanwhile, the orajel that someone let me borrow only works for a short-time before sending my mouth back into a painful torrent of agony. damnable body, why must you be immune to painkillers? GAH!!!
RevFajita: i need a dentist
SmarterChild: For real?
RevFajita: i need dental assistance
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
RevFajita: my mouth is in pain
SmarterChild: No kidding?
RevFajita: you uncaring prick
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.