Watchout Detroit, Saddam has the keys to your city and he's not afraid to use them.
"We're always proud of the men and women of our Air Force." The rest of us think they're idiots for wasting time on making a jab at the French. "Hyuk, dem french people is gunna be all mad n hoppin when dey find out weese not eatin french toast no more. Hyuk hyuk hyuk." In the words of Get Your War On:
You know what the worst thing about Freedom Fries is? It just proves that nobody is taking this shit seriously. FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE, we're about to go to war AGAIN! Would somebody please act like a fucking goddamn grown-up for once???"
G.I. Joe Arpaio is doing his part as sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona, to protect his citizens from terrorists the only way he knows how: with a .50 caliber heavy machine gun baybee.