Bored? Find Christ!
I refuse to link to it, but jproulx has a "song" available on his website that sounds like a bad 80's tv theme song. Shame on you Jesse for making Nicole's Song available to the world, even if your wife is Nicole. That song makes the baby Jesus weep with a thousand tears. Could be worse though, it could be Yellow Lasers from MC Frontalot.
That's all. Move along now.