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Wonder what a g33k with too much time on his hands does at the office when he's really bored?

>>From: Dona Savimbi <>
>>Subject: Hoping to hear from you
>>Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 00:38:45 +0500 (IST)
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>>My Dear Friend,
>>I got your contact in my search for a trustworthy foreigner that
>>will assist me in my present predicament, as I don’t even know whom
>>to trust
>>so I allowed the spirit of God to lead me.
>> Firstly let me introduce my self.I am Mrs. Rosa Jonas Savimbi,
>>wife of the late leader of the National Union of the total
>>Liberation of Angola (U.N.I.T.A) who died on the February 22 2002
>>by the bullet of the ruling government troop.
>> My late husband was controlling the northern part of Angola as a
>>rebel leader
>> which is blessed with a huge deposit of diamonds this my late
>>husband used to his advantage, mining and selling these diamond to
>>foreign individuals and government in return for huge amount of US
>>Dollars and ammunitions that is part
>> of the reasons couple with determination
>>why he was able to sustain his troop for 30 years of civil war .
>>Before his untimely death He left a huge amount of money which
>>amount to $25.5m
>> (United state dollars) he kept the money under my care in case
>>of inventuality so that the future of me and our children will be
>>when we heard the bad news of his death his trusted aid moved me
>>and the children and members of our family out of our hiding, we
>>traveled in
>>a fishing boat to Port Lois Mauritius from where I am making this
>>contact., the money has been coded and secretly deposited in a
>>security company
>> and declared as “FAMILY TREASURE” for onward courier to reliable
>>foreigner in
>> an advanced economy like your country for safe keep.
>>I am offering you 30% of the total money if you will assist me to
>>move this money out of Mauritius as the foreign beneficiary, while
>>I and my family will have 70%. I am assuring you that this
>>transaction is risk free as we have put
>> all the logistics in place to make it successful all we need from
>>you is your co-operation and sincerity of purpose.
>>I am recovering from a traumatic attack since the death of my
>>I will wait for your response before i can open up the modu
>>operandi of this transaction to you in detail.please strictly send
>>your reply to my
>>private mail
>>Thanks for your understanding,
>>yours in Business,
>>Mrs Rosa J.Jonas Savimbi
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That's right kids, I'm playing with someone who is trying to pull one of those classic Nigerian scams on me. Fun for minutes on end! ;)

The following was blind carbon copied to myself assuming "she" wouldn't copy the text of my email to "her" next email.

>From: "Drake Warren" <>
>Subject: Re: Hoping to hear from you
>Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 14:38:44 -0600
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>I'm interested in finding out more about this unique opportunity,
>but I'm afraid of getting scammed. I've heard about a lot of people
>being snared into scams on the internet, but I feel like I can trust
>you since you've just lost your husband. Please send me more
>information and I'll try to help as best I can.
>Drake Warren

>From: "rosa jonas" <>
>To: "Drake Warren" <>
>Subject: Re: Thank you; pls reply
>Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 14:07:31 -0500
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>My Dear Drake Warren,
>Thank you very much for the understanding,Indeed
>I feel secured in your hands because the content of your mail sounds very matured in reasoning.
>First: This is not for fraud or scamm,I am in dear need of help as to secure the fund left for me and my children.
>You will understand the problem all over the world about money laundering and terrorism fund,the United states and the rest of the european community are all out to check this menance, hence I have to be very careful about how to move this fund that is secured in finance and security out fit in port louis mauritius down here.
>Therefore, upon your sincere acceptance to take responsibility of taking delivery of this family trasure(package)then modus operandi of transaction will be streamlined.
>Hence i request you advise on how best you think
>we can get things done without delay.
>upon your acceptance, A letter of Nominee giving you the full legal status to represent my family and deposit fund in your name will be issued to you, along deposit certificate and authourity .
>please reply and advise, you know very well that upon succesful conclusion we definitely will need your assistance to get visa and resident permit to settle in your countyr for the rest of our life.
>I am waiting to read from you soon.
>Regards to your family,
>Mrs R. Savimbi
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>From: "Drake Warren" <>
>Subject: Re: Thank you; pls reply
>Date: Thu, 06 Feb 2003 14:50:53 -0600
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>Dear Mrs. Savimbi,
>I am sorry it has taken me so long to reply to you. Our office has
>been having many problems this week which have been keeping so busy
>that I have not had time to even check my email. I hope you are
>recovering from the loss of your husband and all that has been
>happening to you lately. As for what step to take next, I'm new to
>this whole thing and don't know what you need for me to do to help
>you. Advise me as to what you need me to do to help you get your
>family's treasures returned to you and I will help you as best I
>Your original message never mentioned helping you gain citizenship
>in my country. I'd like to help you with that, but I don't know how
>I could help you there either. I hope you don't mean by marrying me
>because my girlfriend may not be too happy about that. Don't get me
>wrong, I'm sure you're a very wonderful woman, but she wouldn't be
>very understanding (I've yet to ask her to marry me, so marrying a
>woman I barely know from Africa would probably upset her).
>In any case, I hope to hear from you soon.
>Drake Warren

Now I await a reply. This is what I do when I'm REALLY bored.

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