Jedi and Klingons and Blairites, oh my!
Ravers may need to worry that ecstasy could give them brain damage? I've known ravers who didn't take X who probably had brain damage anyway. Besides, who's really suprised that ecstasy could cause parkinson's? It drops your dopamine levels so that everything feels good. Parkinson's kicks in because of low dopamine levels. 2 + 2 = 4 folks.
Um, Grandpa, are you growing teeth in that glass by the bed?
The Queen bestows knighthood on just about everybody nowadays. Did you know I was knighted a few months ago when my show on UPN first started? I happened to run into the Queen in a starbucks and she promoted me to Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire for loaning her a buck for some Frappuchino. I never knew the Queen had a beard though.
Seriously though, how have we gone this long as a civilized nation without a museum devoted to sex? How prudish of us.