Stole this one from metajournal: When meeting fellow LJers, remember that this could happen to you. I'm not going to do it, but someone else might. Yes, someone else...btw, Jesse, I hope you ignored those bodies on your porch. They were there when I got there. Swear.
Attention guys: if you ever get in an argument about how women are more tempermental and violent than men, studies have shown that women are more likely to strike coworkers.