May 11th, 2021


My tweets

  • Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or more coins.
  • Mon, 15:57: RT @joshgondelman: From now on "I have to piss like a racehorse" means into a cup for a drug test that you fail.
  • Tue, 04:38: RT @BerniceKing: Bombing children and targeting houses of worship is wrong. I pray that I never pledge allegiance to any ideology or meth…