March 5th, 2017

zissou

My tweets

  • Sat, 13:49: RT @JasonKander: A 70-year old man who watches 6 hours of TV a day, plays lots of golf, and always seems to be in Florida is a retiree, not…
  • Sat, 20:14: RT @MagicRealismBot: By touching a particular opal located in San Francisco, you can reach a parallel universe. It is located inside Mars.
  • Sun, 09:08: RT @chrislhayes: A reminder our current president launched his political career pursuing a completely deranged, racist conspiracy theory. W…
  • Sun, 09:09: RT @jonfavs: Barack Obama's master plan: 1) Wiretap the opposition 2) Gather damaging info 3) Say nothing 4) Let him win 5) Ride off int…
  • Sun, 10:07: RT @DavidCornDC: AP, you messed up this tweet and forgot the words "without presenting any evidence." #fakenews https://t.co/cCFfs91Dlv
  • Sun, 10:09: RT @20committee: Ultimately, you're ok with a sitting POTUS publicly accusing his predecessor of high crimes without offering any evidence…
  • Sun, 10:15: In an alternate universe, Jason Chaffetz is leading an investigation into President Biden's son and his relationship with his bro's widow.