June 7th, 2016

zissou

My tweets

  • Tue, 10:01: RT @mlefaye: I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without…
  • Tue, 18:40: A white beardo on the train kisses his petite Asian girlfriend obsessively while also finding opportunity to put her down for being dumb.
  • Tue, 18:41: Every time he looms in to kiss her, she winces involuntarily and squishes against me in an attempt to dodge him, arms still lovingly locked.
  • Tue, 18:41: One of them smells strongly of Subway sandwiches, the other of 90's mint breath spray.
  • Tue, 18:42: This is my personal hell.