||[Sep. 3rd, 2014|12:00 pm]
- Tue, 23:32: RT @AlanaMassey: When did "helpful suggestions" start getting called "life hacks" and to whom can I send a barrel of rabid squirrels to tha…
- Tue, 23:40: RT @NekoCase: Ever feel like a dick for laughing really hard at your own joke? I just did that.
- Wed, 11:50: RT @carriegravenson: "If your weiner has a giant oozing sore on it, make haste to a doctor." -- Oscar Wilde