June 26th, 2014


My tweets

  • Wed, 13:14: This twitter feed is written by a crack team of comedy writers, you ungrateful assholes.
  • Wed, 16:15: RT @LOLGOP: I think Michele Bachmann just called for President Obama to be deported to Hawaii.
  • Wed, 16:19: Marriage equality is coming for your guns with death panels because #Benghazi 9/11 Tea Party #tcot #penisvaginapenispenis
  • Wed, 19:39: This guy keeps bringing his poorly behaved poodle into the laundromat. *old man rage rising*
  • Thu, 11:44: RT @amaditalks: There’s a 100 foot buffer zone at SCOTUS keeping protestors back. But 35 feet is too much to stop clinic patients from bein…
  • Thu, 11:46: Way to go #SCOTUS. It's not as though abortion clinic protestors have a history of violence. #Tiller
  • Thu, 11:47: RT @katestarr7: SCOTUS, if clinics can’t have buffer zones to save lives, will you give up your buffer zone to protect “order and decorum”?…
  • Thu, 11:48: RT @Katie_Speak: Yo, #SCOTUS -- 300 incidents of violence b/t 2010-2012. But it'll probably be ok now, right? My piece at @truthout: http:/…