June 18th, 2014


My tweets

  • Tue, 14:47: On vacation for a week when I finally wrap today. Adult beverage consumption required tonight. Friendly faces needed. Inquiries welcome.
  • Tue, 20:08: Someone else thought Van Halen's Panama was saying "Cannonball!" so basically two people are insane.
  • Wed, 08:29: I think I drank all of the malbecs last night. Sorry everyone. I blame gingers always getting me into trouble.
  • Wed, 09:40: @jesussaveyuo They let you out of Twitter jail? Your Dad help us all.
  • Wed, 09:41: RT @jesussaveyuo: I am back. I has apologised and been fogavin by god and twiter. I will continuoe to speek the truth and beleeve in freedu…
  • Wed, 10:17: How many times can I watch Brian Williams do Baby Got Back before my brain rots?
  • Wed, 10:40: Everyone is excited about the Patent Office & the Redskins but realize this isn't the first time & it's likely to be overturned again.
  • Wed, 11:31: In honor of the Bri Bri http://t.co/XeVI4YR8OR rap dropping, let's do some #AnchorRapNames
  • Wed, 11:32: Tom Brokejaw #AnchorRapNames
  • Wed, 11:33: Wolf Schlitzer #AnchorRapNames
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