||[Mar. 29th, 2014|12:00 pm]
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- Fri, 12:31: "Why the #CancelColbert #hashtag is stupid" or "comedy sausage is delicious!" http://t.co/oBYQDlyC1Y
- Fri, 12:34: Is this this a good time to announce my charity Affluent Penis Owning Honkies Cultural Embracement Kollective?
- Fri, 16:53: RT @hellolanemoore: hilarious comedians b/c fuck the term female comedians we're fucking comedians #FF @SelenaCoppock @JillMorris @katiec…
- Fri, 16:54: RT @biggayicecream: If "Dr Feelgood" comes on and you don't instinctually turn it up, watch your back around me.
- Fri, 17:00: Warm temps finally? Thank goodn...oh, pouring rain all weekend? Well fuck you too spring.
- Fri, 23:40: Sputtering like Mr. Ed while walking home is probably a sign that you are pleasantly drunk. Or weird.
- Fri, 23:59: RT @SarahKSilverman: Look in the mirror less
- Sat, 00:47: RT @106th: I'm Square One/Mathnet/3-2-1 Contact on PBS old http://t.co/KMKIgl7pwt
- Sat, 10:37: RT @RubinReport: This #GayIsOkayLuke trend better not be a leaked plot point from Star Wars Episode VII.
- Sat, 10:39: Why no, I have not left my bed yet this morning. Weird that you asked. No, seriously, that's creepy.