||[Feb. 12th, 2014|12:00 pm]
( Read more...Collapse )
- Tue, 12:45: Thanks Rand Paul for letting me know that being an adulterer means you're a sexual predator. I'm only putting my dick in food from now on.
- Tue, 12:50: Related: can a rotisserie chicken give consent?#RandPaul #tcot #fingerlickinggood
- Tue, 16:17: RT @thekateblack: You deserve respect, meaningful work and an income that meets your needs. #LiberalCandyHearts
- Tue, 16:38: Holy crap, I'm off work and the sun is still out?! Must be a brain aneurysm.
- Tue, 16:42: RT @thekateblack: "I don't go down on girls." #RejectedCandyHearts
- Tue, 17:27: I need you to pay. #rejectedcandyhearts
- Tue, 17:28: I had an Italian sub for lunch *smooch* #rejectedcandyhearts
- Tue, 17:29: My night terrors are pretty mild #rejectedcandyhearts
- Tue, 17:34: Ignore my missing toe #rejectedcandyhearts
- Tue, 17:50: You're my fifth choice #rejectedcandyhearts