||[Feb. 6th, 2014|12:00 pm]
- Wed, 13:55: One of these days I'll learn to just be happy with good things and stop poking the bear. Maybe. Probably not.
- Wed, 15:47: Every time I think humanity might not be as stupid as I know it is, I need you to send me something like this: http://t.co/FE38uuUMrp
- Wed, 19:36: Oh, hey, more Bieber news, great. Can people drink water in West Virginia yet? Oh, we're not covering that on CNN? Oops.
- Wed, 21:01: Thanks @maddow for letting me know that people think snow in the south is a weather weapon. I'll be putting my head into an oven now.
- Wed, 21:24: When Pat Robertson is less crazy than you, it's time to examine your life. http://t.co/b3IAltbTiI