January 12th, 2014


My tweets

  • Sat, 23:22: Someone in my building has a date staying the night tonight and everyone that lingers too long in the hallway is invited.
  • Sun, 00:39: I just stared in terror at a roach in the dark for so long that it turned out it was just a penny the whole time.
  • Sun, 08:45: RT @jamiekilstein: Looks like fort lee is in for some zombie rampages. - Chris Christie day dreams.
  • Sun, 08:55: If I encounter a "wide sitter" in their underwear today, I will vomit loathing and vomit on them.
  • Sun, 09:44: My white trash is hanging out this morning. Hope the neighbors like CCR.
  • Sun, 10:23: Take Sunday in your fist and shake it! CC: @colinpdempsey http://t.co/1pA6MW3O6l