My tweets
- Sun, 12:38: Alright, fine, even with Ron Burgundy saturating all media for the last 2 months, Anchorman 2 was great. Ugggggggh.
- Sun, 15:33: I forgot about this amazing mashup of Imagine and Jump. Put it on repeat for the rest of the afternoon. https://t.co/3yg5XRd6nV
- Sun, 19:54: Received a totally ridiculous Christmas card from @fuck_new_jersey. Everyone knows dogs play bass.
- Mon, 09:59: No one is at the office today to witness my pantslessness.
- Mon, 10:51: Remember kids: sometimes ugly ducklings grow up to be ugly ducks.
